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[Bowling for Soup] ? There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ?

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? And school comes along
just to end it ?

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? So the annual problem
for our generation ?

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? Is finding a good way
to spend it ?

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? Like maybe ?

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? Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy ?

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? Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ?

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? Discovering something
that doesn't exist ?

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Hey!

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? Or giving a monkey
a shower ?

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? Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ?

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? Or locating
Frankenstein's brain ?

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It's over here!

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? Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ?

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? Or driving
our sister insane ?

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Phineas!

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? As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ?

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? Before school
starts this fall ?

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Come on, Perry!

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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?

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? So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ?

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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[Baljeet] Thank you, Phineas.

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In researching
for my very first slumber party,

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in which I am so excited
to stay up past

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my regular bedtime
of 9:30 p.m...

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-You'll never make it.
-...I present to you

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the ultimate
sleepover checklist.

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Smoothies, a pillow fight,
ice cream sundae bar,

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-some mores--
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

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You gotta have pranks,
pranks calls, Prank Sinatra,

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prank hand in warm water,
stuff like that.

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All right. I am not dealing
with you guys tonight.

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Stacy and Vanessa
are on their way over,

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and we're having our
own sleepover with our own activities.

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Besides, you already built
your wacky doohickey,

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-which you missed.
-Huh?

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-So I am officially off doohickey duty.
-[doorbell ringing]

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[both scream]

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-'Sup.
-I'm so glad you could come.

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Me, too.

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Well, my dad
was also driving me nuts.

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Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa!

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Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa!
It's Jingle Bells. Listen.

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[imitates Jingle Bells]

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Yeah, so glad to be here.

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-Ooh, this looks fun.
-You remember my brothers?

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-Yeah. Hey, guys.
-Hey.

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Oh, don't talk
to the tiny ones.

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-Upstairs for some real fun.
-Okay.

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[yawns] There's snacks
in the sink and dishes in the fridge.

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I'm just gonna have
some chamomile tea which knocks me out.

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So you guys have fun.

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Gentlemen and lady,
start your slumbers.

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Hey, where's Perry?

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Oh, there you are.
Night, Perry.

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[? lullaby playing]

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[? spy music playing]

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Agent P, we're gonna need you to pull
an all-night stakeout over at Doof's.

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Where should I put
the chips and dip, sir?

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The only dip here
is you, Carl.

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Sorry, Agent P.

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Tonight's the finale
of Acquaintances.

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? Acquaintances ?

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? They're really
not that close ?

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Having a little watch party.

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I'm so excited to find out
what happens to Antonio

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or that
conventionally handsome Ryan.

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Anyhoo, I'm sure you're seeing
that giant megaphone

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there on Doof's balcony.

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He hasn't done anything with it all day,
which is odd, as he--

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Is this a stakeout,
Perry the Platypus?

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I see you. Just come up.
We'll have a stake in.

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Come on in. Come on up.

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Oops. Bye.

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Ah, Perry the Platypus.

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Come on in, take a seat.

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I'm just looking
for the right channel. [laughing]

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Now that you're nice
and comfy,

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I can prattle on
about my improbable pet peeve.

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Every day, when I go
downstairs to get my mail,

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my neighbor Tyler
is down there spoiling the ending

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of every show
to my other neighbors.

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Then you find out
he was faking his coma.

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Hey! I haven't seen
that episode yet.

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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
And now he's getting a rep

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as the most evil guy
in our building,

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a title that should that
should rightly go to me.

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It's my name on the sign.
It's my name up there.

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So it got me thinking.
If he's the most evil

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by spoiling things
to people in the building,

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what if I spoiled things
to the entire Tri-State Area?

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You see, tonight is the two-hour finale
of a very popular show.

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Acquaintances.

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? Acquaintances ?

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? They mostly
just make small talk ?

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Norm figured out
how to get the Drusselsteinian VPN feed

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so I can watch it early.

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I'll find out the ending and then
I'll go over to that giant megaphone

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and yell out
all the spoilers to everyone.

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Who's the evil one now, Tyler?

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I know what you're thinking.
How am I,

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a middle-aged man
who's never made it

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through an entire movie
without falling asleep

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and who also coincidentally
just ate a full turkey dinner,

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how am I going to stay awake
for a two-hour show?

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Well, well,
behold the awakenator!

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It will sense me dozing
and zap me awake.

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Settle in,
the show's starting.

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[? show theme song playing
on TV]

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So, are you team Ryan
or team Antonio?

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Okay. First item on the checklist
is to watch a scary movie.

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Well, good thing we've got
the ultimate movie watching experience.

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Ferb vision.

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I know earlier we built
one of our most amazing inventions ever...

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We were all here.
You don't have to describe it.

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You're right, but then Ferb
threw this together before dinner.

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It's a twofer.

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Inside
the climate-controlled dome

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are comfy cantilevered seats

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which react to what's going on
in the movie.

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[Baljeet snoring]

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-Baljeet!
-I am awake! I am awake.

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The best part,

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the base is made
entirely of kettle corn,

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and it's constantly popping,

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so you can catch it in midair.

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Okay, grab your movie goggles,
everyone.

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[excited chatter]

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I am so excited for some solid girl time
with you guys tonight.

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I thought we could enjoy
this charcuterie board,

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then play truth or dare,

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then watch a movie
on my laptop.

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Uh, maybe don't look outside,
Candace.

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What? They're doing a twofer?
Ugh, I'm getting Mom.

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Come on, Candace.
There's like a million other things

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we could do tonight
besides busting your brothers.

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We could do anything.
Well, anything but sleep.

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? We could curl your hair
Stay up and play truth or dare ?

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? Dress up in cloaks
and monster masks ?

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? To give your brothers
a scare ?

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? We can watch foreign dramas
in our footie pajamas ?

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? There will be
no counting sheep tonight ?

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Okay, but what about llamas?

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? 'Cause there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

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? We're up till
the morning light ?

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? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

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? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?

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? The popcorn is popping ?

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? And the sound system's
bopping ?

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Did you hear
what Jeremy said?

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Buford, stop eavesdropping.

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? Playing light as a feather
Perform a seance together ?

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Ooh, we can confess
our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.

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Or whatever.

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? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

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? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?

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? There's so much at stake
I gotta stay awake ?

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Ow! I'm just resting my eyes.

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Come on,
it's the commercial break.

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? 'Cause at the end
of the day ?

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? It's always taken away ?

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? Disappeared
Gone out of sight ?

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? A second invention
means a second chance ?

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? To bust the boys
Gonna get it right ?

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? Get it right ?

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? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

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? We're up till
the morning light ?

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? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

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That means I have all night.

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To bust.

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Wow, Candace,

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you didn't really take
anything away from that, did you?

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-[screams]
-Okay, sleep master general, it's 9:29.

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Hand over the skin-safe
nontoxic markers

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so I can draw on your face
when you fall asleep.

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I am insulted.

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I will have you know that I...
[snoring]

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Knew it,
prime for drawing.

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[gasps] Even better,

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maybe I can borrow
some makeup from Candace.

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-[electricity crackling]
-[Dr. Doofenshmirtz screams]

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-[electricity buzzing]
-[screams]

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Okay, what did I miss?
Anything spoily?

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Antonio, how could you do that terrible
thing I don't need to describe?

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Wait. Who's this guy?
Who's the guy with the mustache?

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-Okay, Stacy, truth or dare?
-Uh, truth.

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What's the grossest thing
that ever happened to you?

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Ladies! I was looking
for some makeup to prank Baljeet,

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but I see
now we're playing truth or dare.

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Dare me anything.
I only do dares.

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-Get out!
-Uh, wait! Not so fast.

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Okay, Buford, I dare you

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to dunk your head
in the toilet.

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That's how I style my hair.

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-Think bigger.
-Okay, how about go downstairs

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and take a bite
of Perry's food?

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I already did that
when I came in.

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-Next!
-I dare you to let me give you a makeover.

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Fine, but I'm an autumn.

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Uh, Vanessa, just give him some blush
and get him out of here.

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-Stacy!
-Yo, Ferb!

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Can that thing get the finale
of Acquaintances?

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? Acquaintances ?

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? They hang out at parties
but they don't really have any idea ?

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? Of what's going on
in each other's lives ?

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[coughs]

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Indeed.
But can you handle the 273K?

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No! Don't encourage him.

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-Vanessa!
-[laughing]

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Buford, you look
just like Queen Victoria.

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Yeah, I'm pulling it off.

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-Slay, Queenie!
-That's it!

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I'm putting an end to this
and getting mom.

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Candace,
maybe it would be cool

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if we could all
have fun together.

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-[screams]
-Come on, Candace.

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We dare you
not to get your mom.

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Well,
if you can't beat them...

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Join them in a high-def
circular dome TV?

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Mom!

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Mom, wake up! Wake up, Mom!

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[clock ringing]

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[snoring]

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[inhales]

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[horn blowing]

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Wow, that chamomile tea
really does knock her out.

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[mumbling]

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[mumbling continues]

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Well, pardon me, Your Majesty.

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'Sup, chief?

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[snoring]

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-[electricity buzzing]
-[screams]

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[mumbling]

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Perry the Platypus!

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How did you--

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Why do I always use
so much butter?

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I'm so groggy. That turkey
really packs a punch.

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[grunts]

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[screams]
Mom, look outside!

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Wake up!

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Hey!

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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,331
-[thuds]
-[cat yowls]

244
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,835
Ow! Oh, I am awake now.

245
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,712
[grunts]

246
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:34,134
-Maybe if I get you outside...
-[thuds]

247
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,269
Perry the Platypus!

248
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,687
How did you-- [gulps]

249
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:52,527
[? dramatic music playing]

250
00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:01,161
[birds chirping]

251
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,580
Mom, look.

252
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,664
You see that?

253
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,627
[mumbles]

254
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,131
Candace, is this some kind
of ridiculous Internet prank?

255
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,258
It's like a thousand o'clock.

256
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,260
But, but, but, but...

257
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,305
And why is your father
having a full formal English tea

258
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,432
-with Buford?
-Tea, Your Majesty?

259
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,187
Did you see
the finale last night?

260
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,355
No, I fell asleep.
I'll have to watch it tonight.

261
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,275
Antonio and Ryan
found out they had a mutual acquaintance.

262
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,069
[sighs] Curse you,
Tyler the Spoiler.

263
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,781
? Tyler is Evil Incorporated ?

264
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,992
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, we are
not changing the jingle.

265
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,373
All right, let's see
what's playing?

266
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,458
A movie day,

267
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,710
what an off-brand approach
to our afternoon.

268
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,046
Yeah, I've been in the mood
for a rom-com.

269
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,216
-Oh, what about a western?
-Ugh! A western?

270
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,634
What do you got
against westerns?

271
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,427
Aside
from the hack storytelling,

272
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,639
they're just a sea
of sepia tone and spittoons.

273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,391
I bet you a fried pickle
I can change your perspective.

274
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,227
First, I do not like
fried pickles.

275
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,355
And secondly, you can never
change my perspective.

276
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,731
-Can too.
-Can not.

277
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,319
Well, I guess I know
what we're gonna do today.

278
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,238
Hey, where's Perry?

279
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,784
[? upbeat music playing]

280
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,868
[beeps]

281
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,455
Agent P.

282
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,457
Doofenshmirtz is at
the Almond Brittle Convention,

283
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,625
so you have the day off.

284
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,210
I'm in nearby Swampville

285
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,338
teaching Carl the manly art
of piloting a fan boat.

286
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,631
Very manly, sir.

287
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,967
Did I mention
I'm allergic to bug bites?

288
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,343
Maybe we should turn back.

289
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:44,013
Wait. "Deadly rapids ahead"?
Carl, slow down.

290
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,057
I can't, sir, rapids are fast.

291
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,809
That's actually
what "rapid" means.

292
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,686
[Major Monogram] Don't you
argue semantics with me.

293
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604
Mayday! Mayday!

294
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,940
Use your monotreme instincts
to find us.

295
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,526
[screams]
Bring mosquito repellent!

296
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,946
[? scat music playing]

297
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,246
[Phineas] Yeehaw!

298
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,999
Are we lost, sir?

299
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,626
I'm pretty sure
there's a small town half a klick north.

300
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,629
Or was it south?
Uh, it probably doesn't matter.

301
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,797
Just try and keep up.

302
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,217
I think I'm stuck.

303
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,844
Put your back into it, Carl.

304
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,306
Not one word.

305
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,225
-Are we gonna die, sir?
-We're going to be fine.

306
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,979
In dire situations,
you must rely on your...

307
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,982
manly man instincts.

308
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,150
Now follow me.

309
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,487
[beeping]

310
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,202
[motor whirs]

311
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,289
[man] Manly platypus.

312
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,212
[? spy music playing]

313
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,802
[Baljeet] "Forced Perspective
Western Town."

314
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,264
This is gonna help us
change your perspective on westerns.

315
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,391
Ferb, a demonstration, please.

316
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,852
Depending on the position
you're in,

317
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,146
the varying size proportions
trick the brain

318
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,856
into seeing a different scale.

319
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:17,982
Ready, Isabella?

320
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,317
[Isabella] Yippee-ki-yay.

321
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,991
You see, the second hat
was much bigger,

322
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,409
but it was further away.

323
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,662
How is this going to change
my perspective on western cinema?

324
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,083
Perhaps a heartfelt ditty
will clarify that for you. Hit it.

325
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:39,253
? In a Forced Perspective
Western Town ?

326
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,589
? You might go up
You might go down ?

327
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,508
? In the Forced Perspective
Western ?

328
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,052
? You could be the biggest
and the baddest itty-bitty guy around ?

329
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,099
? How you finagle your angle
will change your point of view ?

330
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,935
? Doo doodly doo ?

331
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,730
? In a Forced Perspective
Western Town with you ?

332
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,273
Yeehaw!

333
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,735
[train whistles]

334
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,698
Yeah, I don't really get
how it works, either.

335
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,867
It's best not to think
about it too hard.

336
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,495
Whatever.
Have you come around yet to appreciate

337
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,039
the rustic beauty
of the Wild West?

338
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,667
While this Forced Perspective
Town is charming,

339
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,378
it has not changed
my perspective.

340
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,464
I still find the Western
film genre tacky and--

341
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,549
[screams]

342
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,146
Hot biscuits,
it's looks like I snagged me

343
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,398
one of them
teal-tailed city ducks,

344
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,900
or my name ain't
Bubba Doofenshmirtz.

345
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,110
And you know it is.

346
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,406
It is. Mmm-mmm.
I'm gonna make me some city duck stew,

347
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,824
starring you.

348
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,163
Sir, I don't think
our instincts can get us out of this one.

349
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,373
Oh, don't be a stick
in the mud, Carl.

350
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,916
I'm not a stick, sir.

351
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,710
I'm a person in the mud,

352
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,296
with feelings
and mudskippers!

353
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,923
Make it stop, sir.

354
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,844
My mustache,
my beautiful mustache--

355
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,721
Wait, we're not really stuck.

356
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,599
-It's our boots, sir.
-You're absolutely right.

357
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,601
We've got to strip down
to our skivvies.

358
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,644
We can shelter
in that shack over there.

359
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,104
[smacking]

360
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,314
[smacking continues]

361
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,025
Wait, where is the sound
still coming from?

362
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,985
Y'all don't stop now.

363
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,361
I was just getting going.

364
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,658
Baljeet, your perspective
will never change

365
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,243
if you don't put in
a little bit of effort.

366
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,578
Okay, okay.

367
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,830
A little to the left and...

368
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,624
Uh, there. Hold it!

369
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,000
[Candace] "Hold it" is right.

370
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,630
There's a new sheriff in town.

371
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,299
Wait, what?

372
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,259
Phineas and Ferb,
what did you do to me?

373
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,385
Nothing, Candace.

374
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,095
It's just an optical illusion.

375
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,264
You're actually back there?

376
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,557
I don't like these optics.

377
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,892
I'm still telling Mom.

378
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,061
-[alarm beeping]
-How do I not have any bars?

379
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,562
This is our backyard.

380
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,191
-Perhaps you should try telegraph.
-Telegraph?

381
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,569
Uhh! Good thing I went to that
Morse code camp three summers in a row.

382
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,821
"Boys built old-timey town.

383
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,241
No building codes.
Get home."

384
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,159
[laughing]

385
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,244
Oh, Candace,

386
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,621
make sure not to rile
the miniature ponies.

387
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,415
-[pony whinnies]
-Ahh! [breathing heavily]

388
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,501
Why are these miniature ponies
so big?

389
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,086
They're in the foreground.

390
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,088
That doesn't even make sense.
Ow!

391
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,006
Then how did they kick me?

392
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,009
[screaming]

393
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,681
-[? suspenseful music playing]
-[screams]

394
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,229
[phone vibrating]

395
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,065
Dash, dot, dot, dot,
dash, dash.

396
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900
It's a good thing
that I worked on that submarine

397
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,361
those three summers
that Candace was at Morse code camp.

398
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,282
"Boys built old-timey..."
[sighs] I don't even want to know.

399
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,244
I'll tell you what, Lunch...

400
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,079
You don't mind
if I call you "Lunch," do you?

401
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,747
I'ma... I'ma call you "Lunch."

402
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,208
Oh, that's my cousin Heinz.

403
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,293
He's from Drusselstein.

404
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,003
He moved
to the big city, though.

405
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,129
Now-- now me,

406
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,673
I was born and raised
in this here swamp,

407
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,635
just a stone's throw away
of two bigger adjacent swamps.

408
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,054
So it occurred to me
if I could connect all three,

409
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,808
I could take over
the entire Tri-Swamp Area.

410
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,185
Problem is these beavers
keep building dams

411
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,104
to keep the three swamps
separate.

412
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,230
A nuisance.

413
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,690
You're a nuisance.

414
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,944
But you, my little duck buddy,
you are one of a kind.

415
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,738
The eating kind.

416
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,325
A little pepper,
a little paprika.

417
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,368
-[sneezes]
-Bless your heart, Lunch.

418
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,497
So I built a gizmo to trick them beavers
into eating their own dams.

419
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,667
Behold my beavernator!

420
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:50,296
Hey, Ned, Ned.
Time to feed the beavs! Come on, Ned.

421
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,841
Come and get it,
little fellers.

422
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,760
[Bubba] The gizmo pulls
that doohickey,

423
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,720
which yanks up
that thingamajig,

424
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,681
ringing them tin cans,
which have been precisely tuned

425
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,684
to the resonant frequencies
of beavers brain waves,

426
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,853
hypnotizing them beavers.

427
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,313
Look, it's working right now.

428
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,274
Now, drain them dams
lickety-split.

429
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,277
[frequency humming]

430
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,493
Ring-a-ding-dong,
it works.

431
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,786
Functioning properly.

432
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,329
You see that?
You see it right?

433
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,539
Uh, nah,
I've been trap building

434
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,541
since I was knee-high
to a grasshopper.

435
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,251
You ain't getting out
of that one.

436
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,048
This town ain't big enough
for the both of us.

437
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,094
But now it is.

438
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,220
It's working.

439
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,598
[Buford] I totally changed
your perspective.

440
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,725
Draw!

441
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,354
-[ringing]
-Oh-ho! Dead ringer.

442
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,189
I reckon Baljeet wins.

443
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,274
Well, winning
does take the sting out of the fact

444
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,861
that there's obviously a horse out there
somewhere with only three shoes.

445
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,157
Wait, what do we got here?

446
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,201
Well, come on up.

447
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,995
-I'm making supper.
-Oh, thank you so much.

448
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,957
Mmm.
What is that wonderful smell?

449
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,291
-Agent P?
-Agent P?

450
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,502
Go on, have a taste.

451
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,212
Mmm.

452
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,131
Go on.

453
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,467
Now, don't be shy.

454
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,685
I suppose I'll tone down
the spice for you city folk.

455
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,146
Oh, no, the more spice,
the better.

456
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,607
Oh, maybe spices
from another room.

457
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,610
Like really-hard-to-find
spices.

458
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,279
Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.

459
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,281
All right,
I'll see what I can rustle up.

460
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,242
But, sir, you can barely
handle black pepper.

461
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,326
Quiet, Carl.

462
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,329
Okay, okay.
This took some rustling,

463
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,206
but I found...
Hey, wait a sec!

464
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,334
What do you city boys
think you're doing with my city duck?

465
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,547
[? dramatic music playing]

466
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:01,510
-[whirring]
-[thuds]

467
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,803
That's my lunch.

468
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,722
Hey, you're taking my lunch.

469
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,725
Well, folks, I do not know
about Western cinema,

470
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,270
but this Forced Perspective
Western Town has been a hoot,

471
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,355
which I am just now realizing
is a thing.

472
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,317
Hey, shouldn't you be
riding off into the sunset or something?

473
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,527
The only proper response
to that question is...

474
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,404
-Yeehaw!
-[neighing]

475
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,073
-[screams]
-[thuds]

476
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,660
[slurping]

477
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,371
[? spy music playing]

478
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,333
Hey, y'all city boys
come back here with my lunch!

479
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,752
Good thing I asked you
to bring that repellent.

480
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,132
Oh! Oh, no!

481
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,219
No!

482
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,971
Curse you, Lunch!

483
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,646
Time to bust them sodbusters.

484
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,774
[wave crashing]

485
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,567
Oh, wow. That was close.

486
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,653
-See, Mom? See, Mom? Here, look.
-Right.

487
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,865
Oh, my gosh. Did you guys
build this little western town?

488
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,077
It's adorable,
and it looks so big from down here.

489
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,537
That's the forced perspective.

490
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,704
I was gonna make some popcorn.

491
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,122
Who wants to watch a movie?

492
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,083
I believe I'm in the mood
for a Western.

493
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,543
Yeah, let's do it.

494
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,422
That doesn't
even make any sense.

495
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,718
And that's not
how forced perspective works.

496
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,178
[Linda] Are you coming or not?

497
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,596
Yes, I'm coming.

498
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,475
? There will be
no counting sheep tonight ?

499
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,060
? Okay, but what about
llamas? ?

500
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:36,313
? 'Cause there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

501
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,482
? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?

502
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,776
? The popcorn is popping ?

503
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,570
? And the sound system's
bopping ?

504
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,071
Did you hear what Jeremy said?

505
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,739
Buford, stop eavesdropping.

506
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,659
? Playing light as a feather
Perform a seance together ?

507
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,745
Ooh, we can confess
our deepest darkest secrets and emotions.

508
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,706
Or whatever.

509
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:57,126
? Because there ain't
no sleeping at a slumber party ?

510
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,420
? There ain't
no sleeping tonight ?

511
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:04,020
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